When all hope is gone, you are stressed to seventh hell and back this is your last line of defense against complete system melt-down: introducing the official Squeeze-a-Bean instant stress relief. These beans which also double as cell phone charms promise two things. One they will dissolve every drop of stress you ever had, have or will have. A friend of mine once bought one and now he coaches Tibetan monks on anger management.... true story. Secondly they are really great conversation starters. I mean these babies are adorable.
Get them before you erupt. Relieve yourself from the undue burden of stress and/or money.
Available here: Chinatownmart
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